how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
