My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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