hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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