Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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