just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
she peed on how many people?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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