His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I lost the right to judge tonight
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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