Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
