found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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