Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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