Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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