He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize