My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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