I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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