You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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