Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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