she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He has the fingertips of a God
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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