You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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