Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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