hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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