Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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