please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
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i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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