dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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