yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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