Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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