How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize