New low: just hacked my moms facebook
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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