Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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