Quick, to the slutcave!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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