So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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