Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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