once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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