We're like a lot better than the average bears
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize