We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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