I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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