I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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