im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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