it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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