That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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