What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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