dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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