maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He did a backflip because drugs
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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