so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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