Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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