Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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