is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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