Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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