BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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