He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
