I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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