I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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