ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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