we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
