I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
