i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Terrible idea I love it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
