Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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